If It Comes Down to Soldiers vs. Finches, Darwin Might Be in Trouble

Now here's a cover story you didn't see coming: Abe Lincoln and Charles Darwin, battling it out for top billing. In the Newsweek article, the question is, which man was more important? (And if you're wondering about the strange choice of contenders, Lincoln and Darwin were chosen because they share the same birth date: Feb. 12, 1809.) "The scientist and the politician each touched off a revolution that changed the world," the story says. GTO can't say any more about it, because we don't want to spoil the ending.